10. Anything by Hannah Montana [Do I need to elaborate?]
9. Jingle Bells [That’s just weird].
8. The 4 Seasons~ Vivaldi [while the title makes sense; the execution might be a tad rigorous for the funeral crowd].
7. Don’t Fear the Reaper~ Blue Oyster Cult [a great Second Coming message, but not so much for a funeral].
6. Anything by ZZ Top [Unless you have no moral compass].
5. The Streak~ Ray Stevens [tempting—but no]
4. [I come from a] Land Down Under~ Men at Work [Maybe people will realize it’s about Australia, and maybe they will suspect somewhere else depending on the person]
3. Dust in the Wind~Kansas [Too melancholy and just ever so slightly diminishes the value of life].
2. Anything with the word “remix” in it [just don’t].
1. Another One Bites the Dust~ Queen [This is obvious].
Aww…I would love “Another One Bites the Dust” at my funeral!
Seth, I would be interested in your list of songs not to play at a wedding reception.
Martin
Re: #7. You can play it at a funeral…but it needs more cowbell.